It's CandyTV with Candy Kirby: Pop Culture, Celebrities & Other Deeply Profound Issues

The Truth Report: Palin is a Geography Expert and Paris is a Great Actress

Candy — Mon, 10 Nov 2008 06:57:08 +0000

Today’s Peabody Award-worthy It’s CandyTV news report includes a rundown of Microsoft advertising; Paris Hilton’s performance in “Repo! The Genetic Opera”; and Obama’s first week as president-elect.

It’s CandyTV Election Day Special

Candy — Tue, 04 Nov 2008 19:02:46 +0000

Only It’s CandyTV addresses the hard-hitting issues — such as appropriate voting attire — on Americans’ minds in this Election Day Special.

Do You Have a Secret Sex Code?

Candy — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 01:56:14 +0000

“It’s CandyTV” hits Venice Beach to ask people a question Redbook magazine recently posed to its readers:

“Do you and your partner have a secret sex code?”

Camera Operator: Chris Coyne

For Candy’s written blog, check out CandyKirby.com.

The Amanda Beard-Michael Phelps Drinking Game

Candy — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 06:58:40 +0000

Former Olympic swimmer Amanda Beard recently chatted with the Phoneix radio show, “Johnjay and Rich,” about her rumored relationship with Michael Phelps — and, as it turns out, their discussion makes a fabulous drinking game.

Listen to Amanda’s entire interview here.

Rachael Ray Asks for Threesome, While Roseanne Asks for Brangeloonie War

Candy — Wed, 20 Aug 2008 17:20:44 +0000

On today’s episode of “It’s CandyTV”: Scientists make REMARKABLE discovery about alcohol consumption; Jessica Simpson says farewell to pop; Roseanne Barr blogs about Brangelina in her usual sweet way; the Olive Garden thinks it’s too classy for Girls Next Door’s Kendra Wilkinson; and Rachael Ray wants to do a whole ‘nother kind of cooking.

Celebrity Crap Network (CCN): Now Selling Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen Jewelry!

Candy — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 19:34:39 +0000

Don’t delay — Make the Olsen Twins even *more* rich by getting YOUR Mary-Kate and Ashley troll necklaces on CCN today! While supplies last.

Celebrity Crap Network (CCN) is a leading interactive multi-channel peddler of crap produced by already-rich celebrities for an easy additional buck. We guarantee that all of our items are unoriginal and overpriced — and that the associated celebrities have little to nothing to do with the actual planning, design or creation of these items.

Jewelry concept, screen graphics and designs by:

14 at Gallery of the Absurd

What is President Bush Thinking?

Candy — Fri, 15 Aug 2008 02:05:33 +0000

Candy goes to Venice Beach to get people’s thoughts on the now-infamous shot of President Bush “training” with U.S. beach volleyball players Kerri Walsh and Misty May-Treanor at the Olympics in Beijing.

Credits:

Camera Operator: Christopher Coyne
Photo Source: Daily Mail

Paris Hilton Becomes a Superhero and Lynne Spears Shares How to Be a Super(bad)Mom

Candy — Wed, 13 Aug 2008 09:16:59 +0000

She has a vagina that can leap several men in a single bound, so it’s no surprise that Paris Hilton is getting a superhero character based on her supersized ego of steel. Meanwhile, Lynne Spears shares her parenting wisdom in a new book and “It’s CandyTV” correspondent Zarbod reports the latest drama in celebrity trials.

Be sure to check out more of Zarbod on his YouTube channel.

It’s CandyTV’s Heroes of the Week

Candy — Tue, 12 Aug 2008 10:37:58 +0000

After a disheartening week filled with computer headaches, even more wars, troubling fashion trends and, worst of all, hair issues, Candy goes in search of real-life heroes for inspiration — with some surprising results.

YouTube Activist:
http://www.youtube.com/user/03bgood

“Offshore Drilling” Photo:
Yahoo! Sports

Fun with Nuts:

YouTube

Holy Paris:

Photoshoppix

Anderson Cooper’s Claws Come Out — And Sink Right Into the Lohans

Candy — Thu, 07 Aug 2008 07:38:26 +0000

“It’s CandyTV”: The Cat(ty) Edition!

Anderson Cooper’s claws come out and sink right into the Lohans; pussies weep as Playgirl folds; and Candy gets catty about the twins trend in Hollywood.

With thanks to roving reporter, Zarbod, who provides the latest scoop on the Spears clan. Check out Zarbod’s YouTube channel here.