August 5, 2008
After People magazine revealed its highly anticipated $14-million, 30-page spread of Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt’s newborn twins, Vivienne and Knox, mass chaos broke out among overzealous fans nationwide — and only “It’s CandyTV” went on-location to investigate the riots — as well as to report the troubling signs of a condition called “Brangelunacy.”
August 1, 2008
“It’s CandyTV” hits the political trail in today’s episode, as Senator John McCain releases yet ANOTHER ad aligning Senator Barack Obama with the mindless starlets of Hollywood, such as Paris and Britney — and only “It’s CandyTV” has an exclusive look at the commercial before it’s unveiled to the general public!
July 31, 2008
Baby pimps, relationship obituaries and battles fought… Oh, my!
As July 2008 comes to an end, “It’s CandyTV” takes an oh-so-nostalgic look back at celebrity and entertainment news highlights from the past month. Plus, a bonus peek at High School Candy!
Graphic credits: Gallery of the Absurd (Angelina Jolie shrine); Midevil (Oompa Loompa and Batman) — the very first viewer submission for “It’s CandyTV!” Woo-hoo!
July 30, 2008
In a hard-hitting investigation of the recent rash of celebrity DUI arrests, “It’s Candy TV” goes to the very scene of Transformers star Shia LaBeouf’s Saturday-night DUI incident and recreates the series of events leading to his accident and arrest.
Oh, the drama!
July 29, 2008
We all have those moments of temporary insanity. Tom Cruise jumping on the couch for, example. Julia Roberts marrying Lyle Lovett. Tom Cruise snarling that Matt Lauer shouldn’t be “glib.” Hugh Grant paying for the back-seat services of Divine Brown. Tom Cruise doing most anything that he does.
And mine…? Well, my moment of (not-so-) temporary insanity may be thinking I can do “It’s CandyTV” on a daily basis. But, as my grandma would wisely say, “Why the hell not?”
The video blog has come a long way, and made an appearance on several of my sites, but I believe the time has finally come for it to have its own home — thus the launch of ItsCandyTV.com. For those who aren’t familiar with “It’s CandyTV,” it’s a satirical news show lampooning celebrities, pop culture and other deeply profound issues. However, as I discuss in this first daily edition of the show, I have even more plans in store. So I hope you pull up a chair, grab a margarita (except for you, LaBeouf) and stick around for a while. And if you’re wondering why you should, well…
… Why the hell not?
After all, it’s not rocket science. It’s CandyTV! All that’s required is a sense of humor.
On today’s episode: Candy gives the 411 on the new format AND chats with some folks on Hollywood Boulevard about the truly pressing issues in the celebrity world.
July 10, 2008
On today’s “It’s CandyTV”: Jamie Lynn Spears pops out a baby girl; Usher pops out sage advice; and television pops out more provocative reality programming.
June 16, 2008
On today’s “It’s CandyTV”: Jessica Alba and Tori Spelling give birth; Tila Tequila takes credit for legalization of gay marriage in CA; and Katherine Heigl endears herself to the “Grey’s” writing staff.
June 4, 2008
Today in CandyTV’s life-changing entertainment news: Kevin Federline named Father of the Year — AGAIN — Al Gore finds a way to induce more yawns; and Courtney Love snorts, er… finds that someone’s stolen Kurt Cobain’s ashes.
May 29, 2008
Break out the cigars! Or the, um, Virginia Slims and White Zinfandel… Clay’s having a baby! Plus, a sneak peek at this week’s “Living Lohan.”
May 21, 2008
It’s CandyTV issues a public service announcement to raise critical awareness of National Masturbation Month. For more information on this educational campaign, check out GoodVibrations.com.
