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Celebrity Crap Network (CCN) is a leading interactive multi-channel peddler of crap produced by already-rich celebrities for an easy additional buck. We guarantee that all of our items are unoriginal and overpriced — and that the associated celebrities have little to nothing to do with the actual planning, design or creation of these items.

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3 Responses to “Celebrity Crap Network (CCN): Now Selling Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen Jewelry!”

  1. martini lover Says:

    i am crying, i am laughing so hard. bravo to you and 14! i could see this video becoming a big hit.

    great job!

  2. Moonlight Dancer Says:

    That was great. “How Rude!” There is a cheesey line I am glad I haven’t heard in years. Let’s hope that doesn’t make a comeback.

  3. k8 Says:

    This is so true!! I’m so tired of seeing celebrity crap.

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